Exposure to and consumption of brackish water are associated with an elevated risk of infection, hypernatremia, and hypothermia. Minimal data exist to support the diagnosis and treatment of patients with long-term brackish water exposure. We present a case of a patient who spent 5 to 10 d semisubmerged in the Elizabeth River in coastal Virginia. A 55-y-old male presented via ambulance after 5 to 10 d of being "stuck in the mud." He was hypernatremic, with a sodium of 176 mEq·L-1, hypothermic to 34.5°C (94.1°F), and hypotensive at 88/50 mm Hg, with a sodium concentration of 176 mEq·L-1 and an osmolality of 412 mosm·kg-1. He developed pneumonia, with respiratory cultures growing Vibrio parahemolyticus, Klebsiella oxytoca, and Shewanella algae. He had pustules, which grew Aeromonas hydrophilia and Aeromonas caviae. A nasogastric tube was placed. Using suction, 500 mL of coarse sand and gravel was removed from his stomach. Antibiotics and intravenous fluids were given. The patient fully recovered after 3 wk and was discharged to rehabilitation. Exposure to brackish water can present a unique set of infectious and metabolic complications. Initial care should include treatment of metabolic derangements, such as hypovolemia, hypernatremia, and hypothermia, and treatment of infections with antibiotics based on knowledge of the most likely causative organisms.