We present a method of optical magnetometry with parts-per-billion resolution that is able to detect biomagnetic signals generated from the human brain and heart in Earth's ambient environment. Our magnetically silent sensors measure the total magnetic field by detecting the free-precession frequency of highly spin-polarized alkali metal vapor. A first-order gradiometer is formed from two magnetometers that are separated by a 3 cm baseline. Our gradiometer operates from a laptop consuming 5 W over a USB port, enabled by state-of-the-art micro-fabricated alkali vapor cells, advanced thermal insulation, custom electronics, and laser packages within the sensor head. The gradiometer obtains a sensitivity of 16 fT/cm/Hz$^{1/2}$ outdoors, which we use to detect neuronal electrical currents and magnetic cardiography signals. Recording of neuronal magnetic fields is one of a few available methods for non-invasive functional brain imaging that usually requires extensive magnetic shielding and other infractructure. This work demonstrates the possibility of a dense array of portable biomagnetic sensors that are deployable in a variety of natural environments.